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My phone has stopped working. It turns on and makes noises but nothing shows up on the screen. Why oh why? So don't send me messages, I cannot see them.

I fail at poached eggs.

Today: orthopaedist, stuff, things, not stabbing myself in the eye.

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HOLY SHIT I HAVE A DIAGNOSIS!!!!!!!!!

I'll attempt to keep this short. I have an ulcer in the cartilage on the front of the femur underneath the knee-cap, probably because when I was squatting down the knee-cap nicked a chunk out, so now every time I bend my knee it irritates the ulcer and causes pain (much like a mouth ulcer). So now I am being referred to have a camera shoved in my knee to see what needs done and possibly perform keyhole surgery then and there to repair the cartilage. The end is in sight.