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[dodont]

OH and when we got back, there was a little orange paper through the door, saying:

"This home was prayed for today by your neighbors at the Turlock Seventh-Day Adventist Church."

Super. Next time I rake the front yard the leaves will form a giant pentacle.

Or maybe a phallus.

OH and also I have my driving test tomorrow morning. Eep.

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[damnitnicole]

0_o

I vote pentacle. And pictures.

[spacelem.livejournal.com]

Leave a note at theirs saying "Your prayer was neither asked for nor welcome." Then make sure you leave your own address on the bottom of the note, so they can escalate this into a crusade to convert you. Because that's always fun.

[fleurione.livejournal.com]

i second spacelem's comment :)

and good luck with your test tomorrow

[undeadbydawn.livejournal.com]

jeezolla, you kept that quiet!!

Best of charms with yer test sweetie. Im sure you'll be fine :-)
I say Eye of Horus, cos they are pretty and fun. Also Gothic, just for effect.


Catcha later

S xxx

[dreema.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Hope the test goes well

[zz]

and tell them they misspelled "neighbours". *nod*

[kynon.livejournal.com]

Rake the leaves into a giant phallus penetrating a pentacle. That'll really mess with them.

[selectnone.livejournal.com]

Ooh, drive-by prayings...

PROPOSAL
Print a form-letter reply, and write in the relevant bits:
Dear Seventh-Day Adventists.
Thank you for the prayers dated 22/01/08.
Our agents will pray for you to God at Thursday afternoon.

Then a big question-mark on the lawn?

[andabusers.livejournal.com]

Only booked the test last night. I'm a bit nervous as on the preparation stuff there's a bit about handling freeways ... I hope they don't take me on the freeway. :|

Hmm, now that I think about it an interpretation of hell a la Bosch might be just the ticket ..

Thanks love :) x

[undeadbydawn.livejournal.com]

Blimes... scary stuff. Still, even on the freeway the tester is bound to keep it sensible, right?


You can never go wrong with Hieronymus. His intense Netherlanderness is also quite fitting. I think we have a win here :-)

Welcome honey xx

[luckylove.livejournal.com]

Pentacle and pictures gets my vote too.

Oh and good luck with the test.

[thechristophe]

good luck x

[gnomatron.livejournal.com]

It depends on the nature of the prayer - praying that they be struck down by bolts of lightning for their sinful ways that they might repent ain't such a great thing, whether or not you tell someone about it.