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I can't find words adequate to summarise this, so just click it. It will change your life.

Last night I finished my exceptionally clumsy day with one final wound, on something exemplary. You know those plastic tags that keep the price tag to the label on clothes? One of those was on my floor and I stepped on it, managing to stab myself with the really tiny thin bit of plastic because it was pointed directly upwards and got stuck in my foot. Really now. Maybe I should wrap myself in bubble wrap. Nah, I'd just manage to hurt myself with that too.

My foot is very sore and disgusting-looking from the chair.

Today I am actually in work-mood. So nobody disturb me. :P

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Agh. My dad can get really cheap reading glasses so I asked him to send me a pair. He sent me 9 pairs of reading glasses.

He also sent me a little note reading "Since you sometimes do not listen to your dad's advice, I have decided not to listen to yours: Hence, I am sending you a calculator" with a calculator that is exactly the same model that I have now.

Aaaaaaaaaaagh.

Well, maybe I'll procrastinate by taking lots of pictures of me wearing the reading glasses.

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A who's who in doom, via so_very_doomed.

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It's CSI o'clock!

But first, please answer these questions so I can file the answers in my massive database of your lives to better calibrate the model I've created to predict your every move.

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